I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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