# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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