like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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