high people should be assigned attendants
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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