yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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