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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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