You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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