I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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