I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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