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(318): View more from Louisiana

dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune

(1-318): View more from Louisiana

what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.

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(314): View more from Missouri

just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"

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(312): View more from Illinois

My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.

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(801): View more from Utah

I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My vag hurts but I feel vindicated

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

That is an interesting emotion combo

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(303): View more from Colorado

I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."

(303): View more from Colorado

I'm very scared to turn around.

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