he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.