So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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