VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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