it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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