What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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