remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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