i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Boobs speak an international language.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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