whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Don't make out with my wife yet
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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