She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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