the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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