Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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