All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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