That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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