I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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