found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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