No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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