It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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