i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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