I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
time to smoke my breakfast
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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