...so i touched it.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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