In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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