how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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