Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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