we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
thus making me awesome and them whores
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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