I am spending my child support on dildos
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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