its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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