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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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