I want to stick my p in your. b.
zippers are such a cool invention
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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