You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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