we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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