if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
This is not my ceiling
it was like his penis was on wheels.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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