Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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