Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
