My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize