let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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