Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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