I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Everclear isn't food dammit
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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