After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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