im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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