and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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