I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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