I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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