I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Randomize
