Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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