Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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