a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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