At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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