PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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