so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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